You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
