he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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