hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
