I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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