David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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