I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Randomize
