I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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