So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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