She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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