No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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