my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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