If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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