i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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