what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
