Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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