I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
