Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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