Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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