My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
