you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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