he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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