I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
