its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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