all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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