she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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