Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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