I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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