She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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