There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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