So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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