No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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