It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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