i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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