just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
