Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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