In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you win again, gameday.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
