Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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