I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
