My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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