were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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