I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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