Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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