lets start a swedish sibling band together
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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