I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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