i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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