How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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