S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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