they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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