dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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