I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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