Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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