If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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