He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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