Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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